valerieyo asked: eyepatches

Meh.

For me, it’s a fact of life.  It’s not really something I go looking for. 

just-kaz asked: Scarves. Combat boots. Blond(e) hair.

Turn ons, you horrible tease.

Anonymous asked: Gunplay? turnon or turnoff?

Turn on.

(via letsgetdrunkandgamble)

c-lassic:

chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

(via agent--texas)

mechahotwings:

I’d want a pinup of this.

(via deshmund)

rc-1262:

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Who can cook?  We need this now.

rc-1262:

GET INSIDE OF ME

Need.

pocketdove:

an actual man secure in his masculinity

jack-the-raiden:

jack-the-raiden:

grandpabigboss:

jack-the-raiden:

“I haven’t had the pleasure yet sir.”

“‘Raiden,’ was it? You’re David’s friend, from what I’ve heard,” He extends his hand, offering a hand shake, “Pleasure to meet you.”

His exposed eye glows red as he shakes hands with the…

Having been through the process himself, he could tell the hand he shook was not completely human, “It seems you’ve dealt with some phantom pains yourself sir.”

“Yes well…” The smile faded a bit, that period of his life not being one of his brightest moments, “A career soldier sees quite a bit in his or her lifetime.  One does what they must to keep in tip, top shape,” His cybernetic hand had been replaced with bits and pieces from Solidus and Liquid by now anyway.  He certainly didn’t miss having the damn thing.